World's Craziest Quotes
Nathan S.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-Margaret Mead
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-Steve Martin
I never said most of the things I said.
-Yogi Berra
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-Joan Rivers
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
-Henny Youngman
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-Eddie Izzard
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-James Thurber
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Nathan S.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
-Margaret Mead
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-Steve Martin
I never said most of the things I said.
-Yogi Berra
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-Joan Rivers
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
-Henny Youngman
Never put a sock in a toaster.
-Eddie Izzard
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
-James Thurber
Read more athttp://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topi...
Jokes
Dakarai N.
Q: What’s the one band during the New Year that aid’s people where to go?
A: One Direction
Q: Ever Heard of the dog who had a new year resolution
A: Forget it, it was a Tall-Tail
Q: Where’s the one place that you can’t go during New Year’s
A: to sleep
Q; Why couldn't people celebrate New Year’s during the 70’s?
A: They could never find a crystal ball in stores
Q: Why couldn’t the dog dance during New Year’s
A: He had two left feet.
Dakarai N.
Q: What’s the one band during the New Year that aid’s people where to go?
A: One Direction
Q: Ever Heard of the dog who had a new year resolution
A: Forget it, it was a Tall-Tail
Q: Where’s the one place that you can’t go during New Year’s
A: to sleep
Q; Why couldn't people celebrate New Year’s during the 70’s?
A: They could never find a crystal ball in stores
Q: Why couldn’t the dog dance during New Year’s
A: He had two left feet.
By Dakarai N.
Charlie Brown: Christmas Special
Suggested age group: 4+
The movie Charlie Brown has multiple sequels on each of the holidays, Christmas being no exception. The overall plot of the movie is Charlie Brown trying to understand the true meaning of Christmas. As he strives to learn this, he goes through a process of participating in all of the Christmas activities the holiday has to offer. It’s very humorous and heartwarming for the family.
Frosty the Snowman
Suggested age group: 3+
This movie is majorly overlooked, even though it is a very recognizable and enjoyable movie. The movie itself is very happy and joyous for most of the family. The parents commonly watch this movie with their children to kick-start the holiday season. The children of a town with no Christmas spirit find a magical top hat that brings a snowman to life. This snowman, Frosty then spreads Christmas cheer to the sorrowful town.
Charlie Brown: Christmas Special
Suggested age group: 4+
The movie Charlie Brown has multiple sequels on each of the holidays, Christmas being no exception. The overall plot of the movie is Charlie Brown trying to understand the true meaning of Christmas. As he strives to learn this, he goes through a process of participating in all of the Christmas activities the holiday has to offer. It’s very humorous and heartwarming for the family.
Frosty the Snowman
Suggested age group: 3+
This movie is majorly overlooked, even though it is a very recognizable and enjoyable movie. The movie itself is very happy and joyous for most of the family. The parents commonly watch this movie with their children to kick-start the holiday season. The children of a town with no Christmas spirit find a magical top hat that brings a snowman to life. This snowman, Frosty then spreads Christmas cheer to the sorrowful town.
Jokes By Daniel M.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Pedro: What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?
Ordep: Beats me. What?
Pedro: Santa Claws.
Teacher: Johnny, define claustrophobia.
Johnny: Fear of Santa Claus?
Will: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Will: In a snow bank.
Chris: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chrissy: What?
Chris: Chill out.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Mockingjay Part 2 Review
Anna B.
Mockingjay Part 2 has positive reviews but was it worth it? Reviews wonder if the extra movie was worth it. Most believe Mockingjay Parts One and Two should be made into one movie. Some argue that many important scenes could possibly be left out.
Sara Stewart says, “The third and weakest book in Suzanne Collins’ trilogy should never have been split into two films, but since that’s become money-grubbing standard practice for young-adult adaptations (“Twilight,” “Divergent”), here we are.”
Adam Howard contradicted this in saying, “In the genuinely shocking and surprising third act, it wades deep into the moral shades of grey at the story's core and comes out the other side with no easy solution.” Most of the parts in the movies couldn't be cut out since the story had no easy solution. Every part in the movie was a key part to solve the conflict and were needed to build suspense.
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-hunger-ga...
Anna B.
Mockingjay Part 2 has positive reviews but was it worth it? Reviews wonder if the extra movie was worth it. Most believe Mockingjay Parts One and Two should be made into one movie. Some argue that many important scenes could possibly be left out.
Sara Stewart says, “The third and weakest book in Suzanne Collins’ trilogy should never have been split into two films, but since that’s become money-grubbing standard practice for young-adult adaptations (“Twilight,” “Divergent”), here we are.”
Adam Howard contradicted this in saying, “In the genuinely shocking and surprising third act, it wades deep into the moral shades of grey at the story's core and comes out the other side with no easy solution.” Most of the parts in the movies couldn't be cut out since the story had no easy solution. Every part in the movie was a key part to solve the conflict and were needed to build suspense.
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/the-hunger-ga...
Pixels Review
By: Dakarai N. and Daniel M.
The movie, Pixels came out in July and is still entertaining the world. It is about Americans sending old video-games from 1982. Adam Sandler embarks on an adventure with his friend the president and his other shy friend who is obsessed with a in-game video-game character and conspiracy theories. Together they fight against an alien race who is disguised like old video-games. Overall a good movie to watch with the family.
The Peanuts Movie Review
The movie recently came out in theaters and basically shut down the movie world. Charlie brown, a classic that is known by everyone has been brought back to the big screen. The animation itself fits perfectly with the story and background of it. The movie presents itself as any other Peanuts Movie, joyful and funny. Overall, a good movie for you and the family.
By: Dakarai N. and Daniel M.
By: Dakarai N. and Daniel M.
The movie, Pixels came out in July and is still entertaining the world. It is about Americans sending old video-games from 1982. Adam Sandler embarks on an adventure with his friend the president and his other shy friend who is obsessed with a in-game video-game character and conspiracy theories. Together they fight against an alien race who is disguised like old video-games. Overall a good movie to watch with the family.
The Peanuts Movie Review
The movie recently came out in theaters and basically shut down the movie world. Charlie brown, a classic that is known by everyone has been brought back to the big screen. The animation itself fits perfectly with the story and background of it. The movie presents itself as any other Peanuts Movie, joyful and funny. Overall, a good movie for you and the family.
By: Dakarai N. and Daniel M.
The Martian Review
By Dakarai N.
The Movie “The Martian” takes place on the planet mars where astronauts are doing research on the planet. The conflict occurs is when an unexpected event happens and an astronaut gets stranded on the planet.
Mark Whitney, the main character, now must grow his own food and create his own water to survive on a deserted, unknown planet. This movie has a mix of science fiction and comedy to keep you at the end of your seats. The actual movie can be a bit lengthy and unnecessary at times but it overall has a good plot structure.
Inside Out Review
The movie, “Inside out”, takes place in your mind, more specifically in the mind of a eleven year old girl named Riley. It is about the adventures about the emotion’s in your head; Happy, Disgust, Fear, Anger and Sadness. I understand the other four but how is disgust an emotion? If that’s the case then why isn't this is one of the most famous disney movies out right now and is still getting more and more publicity from disney. For a disney movie it’s pretty funny and can be suspenseful at times. Inside out is a “Feel Good” type of movie that will make your day.
By Dakarai N.
The Movie “The Martian” takes place on the planet mars where astronauts are doing research on the planet. The conflict occurs is when an unexpected event happens and an astronaut gets stranded on the planet.
Mark Whitney, the main character, now must grow his own food and create his own water to survive on a deserted, unknown planet. This movie has a mix of science fiction and comedy to keep you at the end of your seats. The actual movie can be a bit lengthy and unnecessary at times but it overall has a good plot structure.
Inside Out Review
The movie, “Inside out”, takes place in your mind, more specifically in the mind of a eleven year old girl named Riley. It is about the adventures about the emotion’s in your head; Happy, Disgust, Fear, Anger and Sadness. I understand the other four but how is disgust an emotion? If that’s the case then why isn't this is one of the most famous disney movies out right now and is still getting more and more publicity from disney. For a disney movie it’s pretty funny and can be suspenseful at times. Inside out is a “Feel Good” type of movie that will make your day.
Jokes
By Nathan S.
Q: Imagine you are in a dark room with a locked door. All you have with you is a rope and a pencil. You can hear the rain outside, but there
are no windows. How do you get out?
A:Stop Imagining
Q: A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
A: "Happy Birthday."
Q: Why can't Tyrannosaurus Rex’s clap?
A: They are extinct.
Q: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A: The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
Q: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
A: It sinks.
Credits to:
http://goodriddlesnow.com/good-riddles
By Nathan S.
Q: Imagine you are in a dark room with a locked door. All you have with you is a rope and a pencil. You can hear the rain outside, but there
are no windows. How do you get out?
A:Stop Imagining
Q: A poor man is sitting in a pub. He sees that the man next to him is extremely rich.
Poor man: I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
Poor man: I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a popular song that includes a lady's name of your choosing.
The rich man laughs again.
Rich man: OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?
The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
A: "Happy Birthday."
Q: Why can't Tyrannosaurus Rex’s clap?
A: They are extinct.
Q: A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
A: The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
Q: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
A: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!
Q: What happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
A: It sinks.
Credits to:
http://goodriddlesnow.com/good-riddles
Entertainment Jokes
by Nathan S., Dakarai N. ,Daniel M.
Ever heard of the vampire who played baseball?
Yeah, he was the bat.
What did the tree said to Autumn?
“Leaf me alone.”
Why couldn't the vampire get stabbed?
There was too much at Stake.
What do you call a boy who plays music and puts two pieces of tape together?
A mixtape.
Who is the leader of your bookbag?
The Ruler.
What kind of dinosaur knew every word?
The Thesaurus.
What kind of dog is priceless?
The GOLDen Retriever!
What do you call butter with wings?
A butterfly.
What kind of animals pick on other animals?
A BULL-e.
Why are cats bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
by Nathan S., Dakarai N. ,Daniel M.
Ever heard of the vampire who played baseball?
Yeah, he was the bat.
What did the tree said to Autumn?
“Leaf me alone.”
Why couldn't the vampire get stabbed?
There was too much at Stake.
What do you call a boy who plays music and puts two pieces of tape together?
A mixtape.
Who is the leader of your bookbag?
The Ruler.
What kind of dinosaur knew every word?
The Thesaurus.
What kind of dog is priceless?
The GOLDen Retriever!
What do you call butter with wings?
A butterfly.
What kind of animals pick on other animals?
A BULL-e.
Why are cats bad dancers?
They have two left feet.
10/15/15
Port-a-Johns never appealed to little Seymour Van Duckworth until an incident at the age of 7. He was at a carnival and had already eaten 423 funnel cakes. Seymour was in line to ride the best rollercoaster they had. It had a required height of 5 ft. He was wearing 6 inch heels and a top hat that put him at 5 foot 1. S-Money, as he is called, was next in line when all of a sudden it came. A mysterious wave of nausea came out of thin air. Seymour felt as though his stomach was bulging with many pounds of deep fried batter. He couldn't imagine what caused it. There was no way that S-Money could make it to the main restroom, so he ran to the nice smelling port-a-john. He will tell you it wasn’t easy running in those heels, but little Seymour Van Duckworth made it just in time to puke all $500 of funnel cake up.
By Nathan S.
Port-a-Johns never appealed to little Seymour Van Duckworth until an incident at the age of 7. He was at a carnival and had already eaten 423 funnel cakes. Seymour was in line to ride the best rollercoaster they had. It had a required height of 5 ft. He was wearing 6 inch heels and a top hat that put him at 5 foot 1. S-Money, as he is called, was next in line when all of a sudden it came. A mysterious wave of nausea came out of thin air. Seymour felt as though his stomach was bulging with many pounds of deep fried batter. He couldn't imagine what caused it. There was no way that S-Money could make it to the main restroom, so he ran to the nice smelling port-a-john. He will tell you it wasn’t easy running in those heels, but little Seymour Van Duckworth made it just in time to puke all $500 of funnel cake up.
By Nathan S.
Jokes Vol. 1
by Dakarai N.
I went to math the other day to learn about algebra
It must’ve been in the wrong class because it was nothing but letters
Jay: What’s the letter between X and Z?
George: Y?
Jay: Because I forgot.
George:Y?
Jay: Dude, just tell me.
George: Y?
Jay: You know what? Forget it.
Q: What is the Smallest phone in biology
A: A “CELL” phone
Q: Why did the boy expected a pet?
A: The weatherman says It’s suppose to be raining cats and dogs
Q:Why did the bird watcher went to the shoe store to look for birds
A: He was looking for some Blue J’s
by Dakarai N.
I went to math the other day to learn about algebra
It must’ve been in the wrong class because it was nothing but letters
Jay: What’s the letter between X and Z?
George: Y?
Jay: Because I forgot.
George:Y?
Jay: Dude, just tell me.
George: Y?
Jay: You know what? Forget it.
Q: What is the Smallest phone in biology
A: A “CELL” phone
Q: Why did the boy expected a pet?
A: The weatherman says It’s suppose to be raining cats and dogs
Q:Why did the bird watcher went to the shoe store to look for birds
A: He was looking for some Blue J’s
National Candy Day
Anna Barnett
Who is excited for national candy day? It will be on Wednesday, November 4. It is celebrated all over the country. Most people usually get candy and post #nationalcandyday on social media. This holiday is not only celebrated by kids. Americans over the age of 18 eat about 65% of all the candy produced each year.
According to nationaldaycalendar.com “It was in the late 13th century that the Middle English word candy began to be used, coming into English from the Old French cucre candi, derived in turn from Persian Qand and Qandi, “cane sugar”. Candy has been around for a long time. Make sure you treat yourself to some candy!
Citations:
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/21249-nation...
http://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-candy...
http://www.dates.abouttravelingtheworld.com/s...
Anna Barnett
Who is excited for national candy day? It will be on Wednesday, November 4. It is celebrated all over the country. Most people usually get candy and post #nationalcandyday on social media. This holiday is not only celebrated by kids. Americans over the age of 18 eat about 65% of all the candy produced each year.
According to nationaldaycalendar.com “It was in the late 13th century that the Middle English word candy began to be used, coming into English from the Old French cucre candi, derived in turn from Persian Qand and Qandi, “cane sugar”. Candy has been around for a long time. Make sure you treat yourself to some candy!
Citations:
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/21249-nation...
http://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-candy...
http://www.dates.abouttravelingtheworld.com/s...